Ways to Make it Through the Wall

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pekingduck:

Blood Bank- Bon Iver

Via >> FAKEINTIMIDATION

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bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:

Tulips - Bloc Party

Via Smitty Werben Yager Man Jensen, he was #1!


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The Main Drag - Love During Wartime


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fallfallfalter:

Sleeping In - The Postal Service.

Again last night I had that strange dream
Where everything was exactly how it seemed

Via I fall I fall I falter.

transatlanticism > plans


control yourself, take only what you need from me.


Tila Tequila is a whorebag.

huntingofthesnark:

littlemonalisa:

I have no interest in seeing her naked.

this. stupid mtv slut

Via I d i o t e q u e

almost 70, 5 levels to go. prestige round one here I come


for once I dont have to be up early for class!



prawnstar:

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I want this on a shirt or something.



I'm not an abacus, but you can count on me

Jamie t


Jon

GO TO BED!

And i love you

Justin

i love you too! and i cant sleep!

Jon

too much drugs

??

Justin

yeah cocaines a total whore bitch

Jon

always happens to me

totally

lol

Justin

excited for thanksgiving!?

Jon

fucks yea man! you?

Justin

of fucking course!

Jon

its gonna be one for the record books

Justin

yeah we just need to convince matt that we are great guests to have in his house all of break. lol

Jon

psh, more like already done

lol

Justin

or we can just ninja our way in

Jon

little do you know, im in matts now

kinda boring considering he isnt here

but its good practice

Justin

thats good, we need an inside man

Jon

ha ha im sam fisher

you are the black guy from the alstate

comercials

Justin

just sticky shocker his parents then we can take over the whole house.

and why am i him?

Jon

uhm its just fitting

lol

Justin

how so? lol

Jon

uhm youre black

duh

fine thats the only role in that game

!!!

i had to get you in there

be happy with what i gave you damnit

Justin

ok fine ill take it, as long as i get a speaking role

Jon

you do,

youre the black guy that gives me info

Justin

ok sweet, you’re in good hands mr fischer

Jon

and stupid things i already know like dont shoot civilians

Justin

in this game you shoot all the civilians

Jon

or this is a stealth missin

mission

Justin

and then you must t bag everyone

Jon

rules of engagement=kill everything

Justin

after every kill

t fucking bag

Jon

ha ha pantsless

balls across each face

Justin

take off the dead bodies pants too mr fischer

you have to do this right

Jon

woah woah

Justin

unless its a guy, then put another pair of pants on him

Jon

im not a fairy man

ok thats better

Justin

i just stated the exception!

pay attention you’re a spy god damnit

info is your thing

Jon

oh im balls deep in info

info is my bitch

Justin

good, now i have to ask, has this been jon, oak, or bosch? lol

Jon

jon

drew has been asleep for a long time

Justin

alright you sly devil, maybe ill believe that

ive just started to see you three as one collective person lol

Jon

and aron is probably jerkin it in his room to some gay porn

ha ha one awesome person

Justin

more like hes having sex with his roomie

arons the gay part of your collective person

Jon

like a the thing the power rangers make up

Justin

more like captain planet

Jon

eh i like power rangers

lol

my analogy is better

Justin

dude captain planet has HEART

fucking HEART

and racial diversity

Jon

its the fuckin POWER RANGERS

Justin

that kid was some weird african indian shit

Jon

you cant say no to power rangers, tmnt or transformers

Justin

ok your a collective person that is a collective of power rangers and captain planet lol also transformers and tmnt

Jon

its against the law

punishable by death

ok, thats better

Justin

thats awesome

Jon

AND DONT YOU FORGET

Justin

I CAME UP WITH IT! ITS YOUR JOB NOT TO FORGET MR FISCHER

your in good hands

Jon

ha ha alright man, well im gonna go pass out. ill talk to you later

Justin

have fun with that

peace

Jon

thanks

fischer out


i remember my step brother told me something like what if lifes a giant video game and everyone else is just an npc and they dont really exist when were not interacting with them cause we are the playable character. i was like 10 shit totally mind fucked the hell outta me.


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